It seems that the people who brought us the most over-hyped, annoying, personally invasive social network in the world today is now wanting to show up on our television screens.
7 million people use Twitter to announce what they are doing in 140 characters or less. It will be these same 7 million who watch the show, I am sure.
For those of us who have more important things to do than announce to the world that we are sitting on the pot with a bad case of diarrhea probably care less about a Twitter TV show than we do about Twitter itself.
What is worse than the idea that Twitter might actually get it’s own show is the thought of yet another “entertainment” vehicle involving that hideous Ashton Kutcher creature invading our lives even further.
With that said, yes I do have a Twitter account. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I found it to be the worst online experience I have ever had. I think I managed to get as many as 5 posts onto it.
But then I came to my senses. Why should I limit myself to 140 characters when I am trying to tell something? Especially when there are no limits to what I can write on my own website, or in one of any dozen free online websites that allow people to really say what they want to say?
And until the rest of the 7 million users finally realize that Twitter is nothing more than a cheesy and annoying way to say you feel like crap or are taking a crap, the rest of the world will have to suffer not only Twitter but also this new TV show they want to develop.
But there is a silver lining to this dark cloud: We will all get to go to heaven, because Twitter is about to make life on earth a living hell!


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